In Today's Episode... Finally - the chase begins! Mane-of-Night and the XSI team get a lead on the Mireet-thief in the latest chapter of
The Darkhawk Diaries.
"The Movie" is now approaching fifteen chapters old. That takes things well into the New Year...
News Shrapnel... Are the Russians trying to tell us, with all this talk of "damage to their relationship with Britain", NOT to investigate the former spy poisoned by Pollonium 210? Yeah, well up yours Vladimir - we're not a dumping ground for all the waste shit left over from your "unofficial" arms trade...
Britain's nukes... This is rumour control - here are the facts. Us ditching our nukes will have as much effect on nuclear disarmament as our carbon emissions reductions will have on global warming - absolutely
sod all. Oh yes, Kim Jong Il will
really have a change of heart when he sees our brave gesture -
NOT!Frigging cricket... A draw is when, at the end of regulation play, the scores are
equal. If the scores aren't the same, someone actually
won.
...and that is the end of the news. Good night.