Just The Update, Ma'am.

In Today's Episode: Can Mane-of-Night and her remaining companions hope to keep their deadly enemy contained? Tune in to The Darkhawk Diaries for the latest!

Oh, okay then, but don't say I didn't warn you... Worked out why there was a significant sound deficit with the DVD player, so I was finally able to finish watching Sky Captain and The World of Tomorrow. Yeah, some news that is. All it took was a change to just one single setting.

*sighs* Technology...

Oh wait, this is a good one... Visitors to Mecca for the Hajj are being required to present documentation to confirm they've been vaccinated against polio, as some of them come from countries where the disease is endemic. Countries where - and get this - the vaccinations are viewed with suspicion as part of a plot to sterilise Muslem girls. Give it a frigging rest, willya?

And no, I'm not making it up.

And, In Closing... Looks like Torchwood is into its final week of being imminent. Okay, let's see if it's worth having this AND a Doctor Who that almost never leaves Earth...