There's Always Something... *sighs*

In Today's Episode: Just when things seem to be getting back to normal, Darkhawk is the recipient of starling news in the latest episode of The Darkhawk Diaries.

Elsewhat... Well, that's the new PC officially paid for, as part of a very pleasant, refreshing day. Various bits of other business were dealt with, but the boards aren't quite clear yet.

And Finally... TV news programmes should never be allowed to do items about Star Trek unless they:

1 - never, ever start the item with the original series theme tune...
2 - never, ever "beam up" or "beam down" their reporter, and...
3 - do their FUCKING RESEARCH. "Proton torpedo", my anus.

It's so frigging predictable. Channel 4, shame on you...