Oh Man, This Is F***ing Hilarious...

The basis for the core beliefs of Scientology.

And I thought most "normal" religions were bad enough...

Go on, Tom. Pull out of Mission Impossible III, then. I dare you.

Bloody "Anti-War" Protestors, Listen Up...

Okay, let's just pull our troops out of Iraq, and see how long it takes for the "land of milk and honey" to appear, with happy people walking around the streets paved with silver and gold with their brightly-coloured umbrellas, singing happy songs, where no-one is ever sick or hungry, and every child has a gumdrop smile and a puppy...

Face it. It WON'T.

( Now just SUCK IT UP. )