Oh, so Metallica aren't "chilled out" enough to play on a certain night at Glastonbury, eh...
Oh, hold everything: Francis Matthews, the voice of Captain Scarlet, has died. Damn it. There goes another piece of a glorious TV past we will not see again...
WTF? Casey (Shaggy) Kasem, too? Holy shite.
Now, where was I...?
Awww, boo sodding hoo. That's what you get when you attend the same old "festivals" headlined by the same half-dozen groups every friggin' year. Oh, the stories I could tell from my festival-going days - one day of those - and that was all you got - and it would kill these little darlings stone freakin' dead...
Oh, hold everything: Francis Matthews, the voice of Captain Scarlet, has died. Damn it. There goes another piece of a glorious TV past we will not see again...
WTF? Casey (Shaggy) Kasem, too? Holy shite.
Now, where was I...?
Jarvis Cocker has called heavy metal band Metallica an "interesting choice" to headline Glastonbury, but has raised fears they could be "a bit abrasive".
The Pulp frontman told BBC 5 live that fans were often in a "fragile" state.
The Pulp frontman told BBC 5 live that fans were often in a "fragile" state.
Awww, boo sodding hoo. That's what you get when you attend the same old "festivals" headlined by the same half-dozen groups every friggin' year. Oh, the stories I could tell from my festival-going days - one day of those - and that was all you got - and it would kill these little darlings stone freakin' dead...