The Dark Side Rises?

Riiiiight...

*pastes in embed code...*

"invalid URL"? *sighs*

Okay, this won't embed, so let's try it this way...

Failing that, just employ your scrolly-wheel on this...

STAR WARS

Episode VII

A NEW TRILOGY

It is a time of "clever" scrolly text employed by TV news reports, in an attempt to tap into the STAR WARS "vibe" and try to look "geek-cool" in the wake of the Disney-Lucasfilms deal.

Each news item will surely include some half-assed reference to "The Force is with them", or "In a galaxy far, far away", and will generate the same facepalm reactions you get when the news covers STAR TREK, and has the presenter "beamed up" by third-rate effects, or a DOCTOR WHO story insists on overusing the word "Exterminate", or someone or something does a TARDIS dematerialisation...

The time had come for rebellion.

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...and no, that came from STARCRASH.

I mean, wow, Caroline Munro, man. CAROLINE MUNRO.

2015 is going to be a VERY busy year for blockbusters. Oh, and if they use this blog post title, I want a cut of the gross.

Meanwhile...

Meant to post this yesterday, but forgot...

Nice one.