Bah. And Bugger.

Monday? Buggered up.
Yesterday? Buggered up.
Today? Highly likely to get buggered up too.
Bah. Going to bed.

F....k-Me-About Reserves At Maximum, Captain...

This Just In... "Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus" - I WANT!

First things first - the next person to wake me up at "Stupid O'Clock", without being explicitly asked to do so, will get shouted at. I swear it.

We now return to our regular programming...

In Today's Episode... We come to the end of Tony Fulcher's contribution to "Songs In The Key Of Fate", as he reveals to his parents exactly what his life as an agent of Dominion entails. Next, insights into the life and activities of one of Darkhawk's oldest allies - and it's not Mane-of-Night...!

The Rest Of The Day... Woken up by window cleaners at about half past eight - now that is just taking the piss. Had to wait for the sodding grass to dry, which meant a big chunk of the day was directly or indirectly taken up by the whole grass-cutting exercise. *sighs* The actual cutting took less than an hour.

At least there was something to offset the annoyance - it's New Comics Day! Cue a whole bunch of tie-ins with DC's latest big event "Blackest Night", and boy is that kicking ass from the starting gun. Also in the parcel is Captain America: Reborn #1 - the start of the return of the man who is going to clean Norman Osborn's clock. COUNT ON IT.

Rantlet Break... Will somebody, preferably a woman, please tell MP Harriet Harman to SHUT THE FUCK up??? Wrong day, lady - WRONG DAY.

Writing suffered. Gonna try again later.

And if somebody can't tell the difference between Motorhead and Radiohead, something is very definitely wrong with the world...

Antidote... Tomorrow, lie-in. Possible in-depth rereading of all the "Blackest Night" titles in the comic order. Later In The Week: GI Joe: Rise Of COBRA - don't care whether it sucks or not. I WANT to see Sienna Miller in thigh-high boots and leather.

Update... "MS Vs GO" available for pre-order on Amazon. Ordered. Consider my Pissed-Off Status reduced from "Fit To Explode" (AMBER) to "Mildly Miffed" (BLUE).