Findings suggest that something that could be liquid water has, albeit briefly, been flowing on the surface of Mars in the last ten years. More evidence to support the case that a change in solar activity is the primary cause for "global warming", by the look of it...
Also In The News... Lock up Pete Doherty, someone. How many times does he have to break the fucking law before it becomes impossible to justify not locking him up? Do we have to wait until he kills someone...?
Of course, if he manages to kill himself, then that's the whole problem solved - but what if that makes him the UK's answer to K**t K*ba*n? Please, no - one of those is more than enough.
- David Tennant, best ever Doctor? Sorry, but no. If he can turn down the perkiness of Season Two, he'll continue to do okay, but Jon Pertwee is still top in my book, and will remain "The Man".
- If other people are now testing positive for polonium-210, doesn't this count as a radiological terrorist attack? No wonder Putin seems eager to cover it up...
And finally... OMFG, a tornado! It's the end of the world!
Oh no, it isn't. Apparently, there have been (mini-)tornados hitting Britain throughout history, but I guess they only count if they hit London.
Also In The News... Lock up Pete Doherty, someone. How many times does he have to break the fucking law before it becomes impossible to justify not locking him up? Do we have to wait until he kills someone...?
Of course, if he manages to kill himself, then that's the whole problem solved - but what if that makes him the UK's answer to K**t K*ba*n? Please, no - one of those is more than enough.
- David Tennant, best ever Doctor? Sorry, but no. If he can turn down the perkiness of Season Two, he'll continue to do okay, but Jon Pertwee is still top in my book, and will remain "The Man".
- If other people are now testing positive for polonium-210, doesn't this count as a radiological terrorist attack? No wonder Putin seems eager to cover it up...
And finally... OMFG, a tornado! It's the end of the world!
Oh no, it isn't. Apparently, there have been (mini-)tornados hitting Britain throughout history, but I guess they only count if they hit London.