Just Got "Paid"

...and you get what you pay for, at less than £1 an hour :P Talk about being expected to be frigging psychic...

"And lo, when the wind is in the east
And when the gibbous moon rises
And the great eagle descends from Mount Thargdor
Consult ye the Great Orb of Ares
And should The Orb direct you to the Chasm of Ark-Arkark
Lifestyle Card holders get video rentals for a pound."

"And where is this Great Orb of which you speak...?"

"Only the pure of heart, and knowledgeable of the arcane arts may seek The Great Orb, in the Secret Tomb of Grebdrag The Succulent, by sacrificing the mane of the unicorn of The Lonely Hills on the Altar of The Forbidden Fire when the Nine Sacred Stars form a bridge of light across the southern sky.

And you have to press F9 first."

Crap on a stick...

To make matters even more enjoyable, "The System" has managed to show itself up as being thoroughly disorganised, as I had to spend half my lunch break sorting out stuff that should have been ready and waiting first thing Tuesday. Out of a total of three hours' lunch break this week, I've had only about two hours of actual break time.

In The News... That Docherty should definitely go to prison. That pathetic druggie is just taking the piss.

And Finally... Dead light fitting puts my work area in a whole different light. Ouch, that was pretty feeble - but then I'm in no mood for quality comedy. I save that for weddings.